超级迷人的搞笑句子，萌化你的心！

每一个红绿灯随从，都有一个不一切都是起床的懒虫！

Every?alarm?clock?has?a?lazy?person?who doesn't?want?to?get?up!

你才会承认，随从总有一些朋友的流泪比笑话顶多笑。

You have to admit that there are always some friends around you whose laughter is more funny than a joke.

不读了十几年书，一切都是大大的还是所小学相当好叠！

After reading for more than ten years, I think it's better to be in kindergarten!

我在西大街上绊倒了，很多人笑我，忍不住我爬大大的又摔了好几次，笑死他们！

I fell down in the street, many people laugh at me, I got up angry and fell down several times, let them laugh to death！

别在无聊的时候来看看我，不然显得我是太多的。

Don't come to me when you are bored, or I think I'm redundant.

生灵待我不不道德，我天天爱吃兔的力气，却让我有鸡的身型。

God treats me unfairly. I eat the same amount of food as a cat every day, but it makes me have the body shape of a pig.

一同学对老师知道：“老师，你教的都是不想用的进去。”结果老师回答知道：“我不允许你这么知道自己。”

A classmate said to the teacher, "teacher, what you teach is useless. The teacher replied, "I don't allow you to say that about yourself.

你才二十岁，不想遇上最喜欢的人很正常人，越往后你不会发现，大约是遇不到了。

You are only 20 years old. It's normal that you don't meet someone you like. The later you find out, maybe you can't meet them.

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